For $200, get Sean Spicer for your sweetie

Sean Spicer has been a spokesman for he White House and performed on “Dancing With the Stars.”

Now he wants to record a Valentine’s Day video for that special someone — for just $199.

Trump’s former communications director turned B-list reality show sidekick is hawking personalized “I love you” messages just in time for the most romantic day of the year.

“If you forgot to get someone you love a thoughtful Valentine’s Day gift, it’s not too late,” Spicer says in a post announcing the offer. “Get the best way to tell someone you love them [a video from me].”

Spicer, who wears an appropriately festive pink pocket square in his announcement post, claims that the $200 price tag is a 50%-off bargain compared to his supposed usual fee for “video shout outs.”

It’s unclear if the Spice-man’s video whisper in your special someone’s ear is unisex and if he is willing to personalize the appeal to same-sex couples.

Spicer, 49, who is married, served as Republican National Committee spokesman before taking the job as White House spokesman in 2017. He came under fire for defending Trump’s false claims about the size of the crowd at his inauguration and for claiming that Hitler did not use chemical weapons.

He was ousted a few months later, but apparently retained his boss’ affection.

Trump tweeted support for Spicer when he participated in last year’s edition of “Dancing With the Stars.” The less-than-nimble Spicer was voted off the show in November.