Conscious uncoupling

Massapequa, L.I.: Just speaking hypothetically, since this country is so divided on so many issues, we should put up a wall and split it into two separate countries. The liberals can then impose their socialistic policies on their people while the Republicans govern a free society. We can call the left’s country the Socialist People’s Republic of America and the other the United States of America. I’m 100% sure I know who would be sneaking from one side to the other in a very short period of time.

Tom Ascher