Weird true BUT

A Virginia grandmom is battling for her right to fight.

Sixfoot5 Khandace Cossitt, 56, says she wants to duke it out with a man in a cage fight and has contacted promoters to get a chance to prove herself.

“I’ve been a bouncer; I’ve been a security guard; I’ve been a stripper; I’ve done burlesque; I’ve been a horse trainer,” she says.

“I’m older and better insured. And I’ve done it a lot longer,” she boasted.

A Mississippi man mysteriously landed on Homeland Security’s nofly list during a Hawaii layover en route to Japan.

Wade Hicks Jr., 34, was on a military flight to see his Navylieutenant wife when he was prevented from reboarding at the Pearl Harbor airfield.

Hicks was never told why and was stuck for five days before, just as mysteriously, he was removed from the nofly list.

A Marquette County, Mich., woman called a hospital to say she was bringing in a pal because he had been exposed to a World War II nerve agent.

The hospital began lockdown preparations, but the pair never showed.

Cops traced the call to a cellphone, and now are investigating the woman and the man, who may have been exposed to fumes from an illegal meth lab.

The money he deposited was just sickening.

Chase Bank employees at a Modesto, Calif., branch broke out in hives and experienced breathing problems after a customer dropped off cash wrapped in a paper towel.

A police hazmat team took possession of the dough for testing.

Cops were questioning the customer with the toxic currency.

Is this Burger King’s idea of a trick or a treat?

The fastfood giant has a new seasonal offering at its Japanese outlets, a pumpkin burger served with bacon, lettuce and beef, with sauce.