‘Most Likely’ to underdress
BEEN examining your fabulous world? Staring at your shloompy livein whose tee has dried egg on it? Thinking a showbiz life would be glamorous? Kiddies, let Mother picture the lush moviestar existence:
“Girl Most Likely” just got screened. The fab venue? Lower East Side crap theater. Airless subbasement. Due to my high standing and low energy, host
Andrew Saffir provided me an interview bench. On a dirty, popcornstrewn carpet. Facing the ladies’ toilet.
Matt Dillon. The film’s star. Arrived dressed appropriately. Sneakers, jeans, rumpled black shirt. “I play a guy full of halftruths who’d say, ‘I won’t say I’m with the CIA, let’s just say I can’t talk about it.’ I didn’t identify with this character, but I’ve met those types.
And Matt’s own lifestyle? “Travel. Burma, Congo. I’m on the Refugees International board. Just came from Mexico City. I got a little altitude problem, but I love their music and wwhat’s bad with laying on their beach?”
Love life? “Not now. I’m single.” But canvassing. From the toilet marched females with necklines lower than his hopes. “Not bad,” he grinned.
Fellow star Kristen Wiig showed in white short short Viktor & Rolf dress. “So short I can’t even sit in it,” she said, folding herself onto my bench.
“I miss ‘SNL.’ I just visited 30 Rock and got a tug. But seven years is time to leave. Stuff ends sometimes. So, now, for mme things changed a little. I live alone and I’m back in my original LA home. My old friends. My plants.” Plants? “My family’s into gardening. Dad’s a horticulturist. Outside I have an old lime tree. Inside’s eight plants. I don’t know what they are.”
Someone dribbled Pepsi on me so, semisoggy, I left without seeing the movie.