Weird But true

Talk about unlucky. A patient in bed at CrozerChester Medical Center in Upland, south of Philadelphia, was struck in the abdomen by a stray bullet that came through a window, cops said.

The patient, whose initial ailment wasn’t disclosed, summoned a nurse and was rushed into surgery. She’s expected to recover.

Cops say the stray shot may have come from as far as a mile away.

An alleged drunken driver who plowed into a suburban Seattle home hosting a party was beaten unconscious by revelers — who’d had a few too many themselves.

“Some of the partygoers, who had also been drinking, took the driver out of the car and gave him a pretty good beating,” a cop said.

Butt dialing can be embarrassing, especially when you’re a crook and the number you call is 911.

A burglar in Oklahoma made the inadvertent call shortly after he and a pal broke into a home and were busy snatching jewelry.

The 911 dispatchers could even hear the suspects talking of the heist.

Cops got to the home after the crooks left, but later caught the suspects allegedly trying to sell their illgotten goods.

He’s unwanted, even at the low, low price of $1.50.

A Briton put himself up for sale on eBay for a buck and a half.

Steve Sewell, of Cumbria county, 58, had said he was in “used” condition with “some wear to moving parts, surface finish worn.”

In America, we deliver pizzas to fat people. In Japan, they deliver fat people like pizzas.

Cops there say they have busted a prostitution ring that specialized in homedelivery hookers weighing as much as 330 pounds.

The service, called “Makkusu Bodi,” was run by a heavyweight madam named Keiko Saito and promised to provide women to men who liked “explosive boobs and butts.”