Weird BUT true

These fish have multiplied like bunnies.

Colorado state officials are dealing with 4,000 goldfish packed almost like sardines in Teller Lake in Boulder — a population explosion traced back to someone dumping four pet goldfish a few years ago.

The critters are threatening the delicate ecological balance of the lake.

Officials are considering sending electroshocks into the water, temporarily paralyzing — but not killing — most of the critters so they can be easily caught and transferred to another body of water.

They found Osama bin Laden, so this case shouldn’t all that difficult to crack.

A sign honoring original SEAL Team 6 member Mike Oyer, who died in 2012 after a long fight with Lou Gehrig’s disease, was stolen from outside the family farm in Virginia.

“It makes me sad, too, that it’s gone, because this was his slice of heaven out here. This is where he always wanted to be,” widow Valerie Oyer said.

Have they looked around 30 Rock?

Dallas cops are looking for a man, seen on video, snatching a peacock and taking off in an SUV.

The spectacular creature, with its colorful plumage extended, was calling out for possible mates when it was birdnapped.

A man walked into a Salt Lake City bakery asking for cookies— but he was really out for the dough.

The crook approached a clerk at La Brioche Bakery and handed her a note demanding cash and her cellphone.

She gave him money but not her phone, and he fled. Wahhhhhhhh! Citizens of Celoron, NY, where Lucille Ball was born, are pushing to have the town’s unflattering bronze statue of her recast.

At present, the ugly likeness has locals calling it “Scary Lucy.”