Odds & ends

TRIBECA Film Festival opening Mrs. De Niro will swan in Zang Toi’s strapless, floorlength, handbeaded, black-and-orchid job . . . JON Cryer’s new book calls ex TV costar

Charlie Sheen a pain in the cast. Now with his own terminal famousitis, Jon’s too busy for interviews . . . LOUIS Jourdan, Leslie Caron, Maurice Chevalier, Hermione Gingold, “Gigi” watchers bitch howles français characters all speak pure middle America.