Celebrities’ wild times
JOHN Stamos’ DUI arrest made me check back into other hotshots who’ve made Hollywood into hellywood.
Forgetting O. J., Suge Knight, Robert Blake, and perennials Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes. In good old bad days, the Rolling Stones rolled into long arms of the law for marijuana, amphetamine, heroin, assault, weapons possession, reckless driving, etc. Charles Dutton’s an excon. Ditto Robert Downey Jr. Former bad boy Mark Wahlberg did time for attacking some guys. Onetime mugger Gérard Depardieu heisted jewelry. When he was young, Vince Vaughn stole street signs.
RapperWiz Khalifa got nailed for sneaking pot through Texas airport security. Paris Hilton, felony drugs. Roseanne, shoplifting. Flavor Flav, with 16 license suspensions, speeding. Peter, Paul & Mary’s
Peter Yarrow — “immoral liberties” with a young girl.
Gina Gershon? Dabbles with Cuban cigars. Macy Gray, stealing petrol.
Bruce Willis? Drunk driving. Even Aretha for some parking lot hooley. Anyone recall Sophia Loren, 1982, in an Italian prison for tax evasion? Sinatra’s 1938 sex charge, which when he got wildly famous got quietly dismissed? 1978, Jane Russell for driving while soused?
Tim Allen did 28 months on a drug arrest. Pacino on account of carrying a concealed pistol. Who can forget Nick Nolte’s mug shot? Mel Gibson we know about. out. Charlie Sheen we know about. Justin Boober we knowabout. Mike Sorrentino o. Fist fight. Shia LaBeouf. Disorderly conduct. Chris Brown Being a bad boy. Don King. Being a bad boy. y. Stephen Baldwin. Being a bad boy. George Lopez. Booze. David d Cassidy. DUI. Oliver r Stone. Marijuana. Neil l Diamond. Marijuana. . Olympic hero Michael el Phelps— booze. And TV’s Judge Joe oe Brown for — ready? — contempt of court. Kiefer Sutherland and made headlines. Hugh Grant made headlines.
Marilyn Manson, a little sexual misconduct. Vanilla Ice — assault and battery. Jay Z— saloon altercation. Will Smith, assault. Christian Slater— assault. Various substance abuse
charges: 50 Cent, Matthew McConaughey, Bruno Mars, Bill Murray, Dennis Quaid, Linda Blair, David Crosby.
Booze problems: Woody Harrelson, Khloé Kardashian. And for driving without a license — Bill Gates.