Odds & ends

SUTTON Foster, born 1975, playing age 20ish on TV’s new “Younger” . . .

HAILEE Steinfeld, despite an Oscar nom for “True Grit” histrionics, is into singing. Just got a record contract . . . WITH White House’s great grab on strategy, be it known that Afghanistan, Iran, Iraq and the whole Middle East are stabilized. Everything’s now back to the way it was — when Attila the Hun was running things.

MONDAY morning, two timeshare dudes after weekending in the Hamptons. One: “Man, I partied a little too hard. I’m off to the blood bank. I got to have my eyes drained.”

Only in New York, kids, only in New York.