Weird BUT true

He should have saved the stuffing for Thanksgiving.

A Florida man named Alto Blocker was caught with 19 cans of Vienna sausage, five cans of Spam, four bags of peanuts and two bottles of Vodka stuffed down his pants after leaving a Fort Pierce truck stop.

He was pulled over by cops a short time later. The total value of stolen goods was $68.10.

Speaking of which: They must be out of their gourds.

Feds seized 360 pounds of cocaine in pumpkins and squash shipped from Costa Rica to Philadelphia. The drugs are said to have a combined street value of more than $6 million.

The shipment was destined for a distributor in New York City. That’ll sober him up. A drunken 20yearold man dressed only in his urinesoaked underwear was arrested after he walked into a Dauphin County, Pa., home because he thought it was his own house, according to police.

Dalton Messner was arrested on charges of criminal mischief, underage drinking and criminal trespass.

You’re outta here: No ifs, ands or butts!

A Taco Bell in Ohio fired one of its employees after an image of him with his hand down his pants went viral on social media.

The picture appears to show the worker standing in a kitchen area with his left hand down the back of his jeans. Taco Bell called the behavior “completely unacceptable.”

Please don’t touch the robots . . . down there.

A Japanese computer company is warning customers not to use its new emotional robot Pepper for “the purpose of sexual or indecent behavior.”

The robots are being sold for around $1,600 and are supposed to be able to read emotions. SoftBank Mobile said sex robots “clearly have their place in society [but] Pepper is not for physical performance of any kind.”