Stud can rule without a tool

A British man was born without a penis. This shortcoming failed to prevent Andrew Wardle, 40, from deceiving most of the more than 100 women he has slept with by giving them pleasure while expecting none in return, according to a voyeuristic documentary that premiered this week on TLC.

Now doctors plan to build Wardle a male member from skin and muscle in his arm. I hope Wardle doesn’t lose his talents — especially his ability to stretch nothing into fame.