Joe for president? Fat chance

BIDEN’S bidin’ his time. Going nowhere. Having blown the job before, he lacks the juice but loves the p.r. For momentum good ol’ Joe would’ve leaned on bad ol’ Obummer so his platform could only be shoveling more of Blabber’s blubber.

Feeling sidelined, he’s miserable, but ARod has more shot at the Oval Off ice.

Biden has zero money. Does zero about cootchy-cooing donors or delegates. Sends kingmakers zero Christmas cards. Stop already with slomo Joe. Ain’t happening.