Hondo trying Ham’s cheese

Nice try, kid. Berrios failed his tryout for Hondo’s Stable of Stalwarts on Tuesday night when he was unable to shut down the Orioles, which caused a reduction in the earnings to 385 randles. Unfortunately, an opportunity to negate the setback was lost when the Pirates were washed out.

Wednesday: Mr. Aitch expects Hamels to outduel Latos in a duel of unbeatens — 20 units on the Rangers to chill the Chisox.

The Senate Commerce Committee wants to talk to Mark Zuckerberg about allegations Facebook has been suppressing conservative points of view on its list of “Trending Topics.” The response is expected to be: Well, everybody else in Obama’s Lap-Dog Media does it, why can’t we? ... Mexican drug lord Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman will be extradited soon to the U.S., where he is facing prosecution in several states. Emailer Donny Mac points out: If convicted, El Chapo, which is Spanish for “shorty,” could be the first man to be executed in the electric high-chair ... Business at Chick-fil-A’s New York City franchises reportedly is booming, despite Mayor de Blasio’s calls for a boycott. Unfortunately for scandal-ridden Red Billy, the chicken joint’s customers have been ignoring him — unlike U.S. Attorney Preet Bharara.