NYPD DAILY CRIME BLOTTER
The Bronx
Two would-be bank-robbery suspects (above) left a Parkchester branch empty-handed when a teller rebuffed them, cops said.
The duo attempted to rip off the Chase branch on Metropolitan Avenue near Wood Drive just after 9 a.m. Thursday.
One man passed the bank employee a demand note, while his accomplice warned everyone not to set off any alarms.
When the teller declined to fork over the cash, the man who passed the note threatened to use a gun, said cops.
But he never revealed a firearm, and the duo fled in a black Cadillac Escalade.
One suspect wore a white T-shirt, blue jeans, black sneakers and a darkcolored baseball cap.
The other wore a darkcolored long-sleeved shirt, a black baseball cap and dark-colored jeans.
Four punks slashed a 22year-old man on the arm in Williamsbridge in a daylight attack, cops said.
The victim was on White Plains Road near East 219th Street at about 12:50 p.m. Friday when the thugs tag-teamed him.
The attackers huddled around the victim and then one of them, wearing a blue shirt, jabbed a knife toward him.
After the pushing, shoving and stabbing, the quartet ran to a black Mercedes sedan and fled.
The motive in the attack wasn’t immediately known.
The victim was treated at Montefiore North Hospital, police said.
Brooklyn
Police released surveillance photos of two men who broke into the Bushwick apartment of a man who was sleeping and then beat and robbed him, authorities said.
The suspects (above and right) woke up the 30-year-old victim in his home at Palmetto Street and Irving Avenue at about 12:30 p.m. Thursday, police said.
One of the suspects threatened the man with a screwdriver and socked him in the face.
The assailants took an unknown amount of cash and fled.
Cops believe both robbers are about 30 years old.
Manhattan
A note-passing bank robber got away with $6,000 from a Midtown branch Saturday, cops said.
He made off with the dough from the Capital One branch just outside Penn Station at about 1:10 p.m., said cops.
He fled on foot and was last seen headed east toward Sixth Avenue, authorities said.
He wore a dark-colored baseball cap and a darkcolored V-neck T-shirt.
Queens
Police are looking for the bank robber who failed in his bid to score cash from a branch in St. Albans.
The hapless thief walked into the Carver Federal branch at Merrick Boulevard and 115th Avenue at about 9:30 a.m. Friday, cops said.
He passed the teller a demand note, but left without any money.
The suspect was de- scribed as about 45 years old, 5-foot-8 and 200 pounds.
He was last seen wearing a black baseball cap, blue jeans and a blue shirt.
The suspect pictured above was caught pleasuring himself in an Astoria Laundromat.
A 53-year-old patron witnessed the impulse-control-lacking suspect being lewd and crude at ET Laundromat on 31st Street near Broadway at about 10:20 a.m. last Sunday, cops said.
As the witness alerted a manager, the suspect fled.
Cops said the crude dude is about 25 years old, 5-foot-11 and 200 pounds.
He was last seen wearing all black.
Three robbers beat and Tasered a food-delivery man in Laurelton, then stole his cash and car keys, police sources said.
The 59-year-old worker was delivering grub to a home on 224th Street near Edgewood Avenue at about 1:45 a.m. Thursday when the men ganged up on him, investigators said
The brutes punched and kicked him several times, then one thug zapped the victim in the face with a Taser, the police sources said.
At the end of the assault, the thugs took $100 and car keys from the worker and fled, investigators said.
The victim was taken to Franklin General Hospital.
No arrests have been made, but the investigation is continuing.
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