Weird BUT true

A Pennsylvania man made a grave mistake when he spray-painted an old pal’s headstone — all because his deceased foe stole $300 from him 56 years ago.

Paul E. Donovan Jr., 69, admitted to his antics in Montgomery County Court and now has to pay $1,500 in restitution to his bud’s family.

However, Donovan stood by his need for payback, saying he would “pay back any restitution minus the $300.”

A young boy was pulled over for drinking and driving — with his granny sitting in the back seat.

The 13-year-old lad was swerving behind the wheel of a ’94 Oldsmobile with his 52-year-old grandma in Santa Fe, NM, when they were pulled over by police.

The drunk granny was charged with suspicion of contributing to the delinquency of a minor, child abuse and possession of an open container of alcohol in a motor vehicle.

Karma was quick for this St. Louis thief.

Just 15 minutes after a paramedic in the Illinois city reported his car had been broken into, he was helping a man who had been hit by a car — and spotted his own stolen possessions next to the victim.

The paramedic made sure the thief was medically OK before alerting cops.

Sang Kien, 43, of Pheonix, will probably end up on the naughty list this year.

He allegedly used a red Radio Flyer wagon to haul away stolen loot from a home, including an air compressor and a reciprocating saw.

She was almost in the clear . . .

A Georgia woman wanted for murder was caught by cops when she ran straight into a sliding-glass door.

Kayla Breann Evelyn Lucille Collins, 23, is accused of fatally shooting a man she met in a strip club and stealing his truck.

She ran into the glass door when cops showed up to question her at a friend’s house.