Stolen surfboards

BEASTIE Boy Mike D( above) was robbed this weekend of 20 surfboards — and he is not happy. “If you see any of these or any of the various board[s] that have my [bleeping] name on the stringer A: grab the board B: use a cable to bound that persons hands together C: contact me and we will handle the rest,” he wrote on Instagram. “Serious.” The New York rapper, 50, learned to surf later in life — inspired by his surfing son Davis — and has been known to catch waves with director Spike Jonze and pro surfer Rob Machado.