Weird BUT true

Donald Trump gets all kinds of mean looks — which is totally unfair, since he’s a humble civilian employee at Maxwell Air Force Base in Alabama.

This Donald, Donald L. Trump, says he gets side-eye from people when they learn his name — even though he looks nothing like the GOP presidential hopeful.

“You immediately see it in their face,” he said. “I understand if you’re upset with him, whatever. I’m not the same guy, so you don’t have to take it out on me.”

A Pennsylvania man who stole an ambulance because paramedics weren’t working fast enough landed behind bars for his impatience.

David Karosus, 56, got tired of caretakers treating his leg, so he hopped into the ambulance and took off.

He was sentenced by a Luzerne County judge to 15 to 30 months in prison for auto theft and driving with a suspended license. Keep it classy, Houston. Vandals have targeted at least two electronic “Walk/ Don’t Walk” signs in Space City recently, officials said.

When the red “Don’t Walk” sign is lit, there’s an open palm telling pedestrians to halt — but vandals have knocked out several LED panels so that only the middle finger shows.

This accident left motorists with a sour taste in their mouths.

A truck filled with lemons flipped over on Interstate 10 in Benson, Ariz., spilling fruit all over the highway.

The truck caught fire but the driver escaped unharmed. The highway was closed for about 30 minutes Wednesday for cleanup.

Springfield, Mass., should be called Lucky Town, USA.

Three people in the city of 150,000 have scored $1 million lottery wins in the past two weeks, according to state officials.

Alexander Lopez scratched off a “$1,000,000 Lucky Numbers” ticket this week, following $1 million scores by Denis Normand on Aug. 22 and Lila Lagares on Aug. 16.