Weird BUT true

Like son, like father. A Wisconsin dad told police he swiped more than a dozen cars from dealerships and auto shops to impress his meth-addicted son — who only admires people who live the “thug life.’’

Keith Dart, 44, said his grand-theft-auto spree was part of his plan to get his 16-year-old son to talk to him again.

He stole 13 cars worth about $250,000 and parked them around Green Bay, according to police. Hold the pulp, please. Ohioan Willis Gene Burdette, 72, sneaked into a 61year-old woman’s home, ejaculated into her orange juice and then put it back in the refrigerator, according to police.

He was caught by security video performing the disgusting act inside the house in the town of Massillon. He could have gotten into

yuuuge trouble for this. A trooper in Washington state pulled over a driver who was trying to pass off a large cardboard cutout of Donald Trump’s head as a passenger so he could drive in the carpool lane.

According to a colleague of the officer, “he was a very nice driver and they were laughing about it. But he still got a $136 ticket.” He must be a PC guy. A Frenchman went berserk in a Dijon Apple store and started smashing iPhones with a metal ball after an employee refused to fix his computer camera for free.

“This is what happens!” he screamed as he bludgeoned the expensive items one by one.

Maybe he should have just shot a birdie.

A golfer in Singapore trying to score a point was stopped cold by two angry birds who apparently thought the golf ball was an egg.

They kept guarding the “egg’’ and lashing out at the golfer as he got near it.

It wasn’t clear if the birds eventually let him resume his game. Melkorka Licea with Post Wire Services