Weird BUT true Natalie O’Neill, Wires

Hail Mari (juana). A senior citizen was busted for handing out cookies laced with hash at his Indiana church.

Sunday-morning Mass was in session when Brian Jones, 74, allegedly channeled his inner drum-circle do-gooder.

But seven people got sick off the ganja goodies — and one parishioner even thought he was dying.

Her bacon was almost cooked.

A rescue pig set fire to the home of an animal-control officer in South Carolina by knocking over an outdoor heat lamp, authorities said.

Fern, a 300-pounder, was rooting around in the heated pen in the home in Anderson County when tragedy struck, Several animals, but not Fern, perished.

Isolation could become the hottest new diet craze.

A tiny South Pacific island group banned junk food in an effort to force residents to grow and eat local produce.

The Torba province of Vanuatu will no longer import food in order to highlight its own organic fare, the Torba Tourism Council announced this week.

Well, he wasn’t wrong. The singer of the trailblazing ’70s punk band Bad Brains will undergo brain surgery this month to help cure his severe headaches.

Paul Hudson, aka HR, has had a rare neurobiological disorder for years. His wife, Lori, set up a GoFundMe page last March and raised more than $16,000.

Love’s a trip for dozens of couples — who are using magic mushrooms for relationship therapy.

Troubled lovebirds are popping the psychedelic drug to boost empathy, spiritual connection and openness with their partners, a new report claims.

In a recent study, all 12 men and women who took the drug reported benefits to their romantic relationships, according to researchers at Imperial College, London.