Weird true BUT

Thissss was an miscarriage of justice-ssss.

A South Dakota man is irate because he was fined for not putting his snake on a leash.

Jerry Kimball allowed his python to slither freely at a park on April 1 — and was slapped with a $190 ticket for violating a city ordinance that requires all pets to be restrained.

He plans to fight the ticket in court.

These wieners were good enough to die for.

A Florida man swiped $10 worth of frankfurters from a grocery store and then jumped off a bridge to escape cops, police said.

David Randall Bertram, 41, was being escorted to a police car after cops caught him stealing the dogs in Fort Walton Beach on Monday when he darted over highway traffic and sprung off an 8-foot bridge, cops said.

He was Tased, arrested and charged. This camel takes the cake. The animal was casually strolling toward an SUV in a Texas safari park when it suddenly popped its head inside the vehicle’s window and stole a bagged lunch.

The ungulate lingered next to the SUV hoping for more grub, but shocked park attendees sped off before he could snag seconds.

Will the real jackass please stand up?

An Illinois man posted a video of himself suckerpunching a donkey in the face — and is now facing animal-cruelty charges.

Cops received a tip about the clip posted on Twitter, which shows Lucas Dietrich, 18, slugging the animal below the right ear at Willoughby Farm.

It was a real-life hunger game.

Pennsylvania researchers scattered deer carcasses in a public park on Saturday to study the predators who arrived to gobble them up.

The Department of Conservation and Natural Resources said the carrion was only left out for about 12 hours.