Weird BUT true

Blaming Hillary has worked in many circumstances — but not for a drunken-driving suspect stopped in Pennsylvania.

Holly Lynn Donahoo, 36, of Louisville, Ky., led cops Wednesday on a chase that began in Maryland.

When stopped, Donahoo said her name was “Hillary Clinton,” police said. Unconvinced, they charged her with DUI, fleeing and eluding police.

Stop, don’t scoot, Florida cops told the driver of a motor bike with a defective headlight.

The driver, pulled over by a Pasco County Sheriff ’s deputy on US Highway 19, was relying on his cellphone light, attached with a bungee cord to his mirror, police said.

Calling the solution inadequate, cops sent the driver home Monday on foot.

Finals Week at Montana State University in Bozeman has been beastly.

So stressed-out students were invited to play with therapy dogs — and one therapy donkey named Oliver. Students petted, hugged and took selfies with the animals.

A Tampa brewery has been trashed — not by drunken customers but by the customers’ children.

Southern Brewing & Winemaking managers say unsupervised kids have run amok destroying their fire pit, throwing lava rocks at parked cars, uprooting plants and destroying patio stones.

The brewery has since issued new rules for monitoring children.

A Minnesota teen didn’t get asked to the prom — so she took her Harvard admission letter as her date.

“Couldn’t find a man to accept me for prom so I took a college that did,” Priscilla Samey, a Champlin Park HS senior, posted on social media with a photo of her kissing her acceptance letter.

Samey was also accepted to Princeton, Yale, Columbia, Brown, Penn and Cornell.