Weird BUT true

That’s one way to make a traffic “bust.”

A Florida man was wearing a hot-pink bra when cops cuffed him for driving without a proper license.

Buford Carroll, 30, was swerving and smelled of booze when cops pulled led him over in Indian River, er, according to police.

Along with his pink undies, Carroll also sported a tattoo of the Statue of Liberty holding g a gun. He was arrested on charges of driving withh a restricted license.

A Florida couple bit off more than they could chew by having sex on the front steps of a dental office in broad daylight, police said.

David Wheeler, 55, and Merri Anne Bromley, 62, just couldn’t resist getting it on outside Modern Dentistry in St. Petersburg, cops said.

The lewd lovebirds allegedly continued the wild romp even after police showed up — and were tossed in jail. Pooch safety is going to pot. The number of calls about pets accidentally getting high off weed has spiked 448 percent nationally since 2010, according to the Pet Poison Helpline.

Cases have soared due to the legalization of recreational cannabis in some states, leading to home availability for Fido.

A Massachusetts boy taught his dad a lesson for dealing drugs.

The 11-year-old, from Lawrence, called 911 after he found heroin in his father’s suitcase. Earlier in the day, the kid spotted his pop dealing the dope, according to police.

Cops allegedly found 200 grams of heroin inside luggage belonging to Yamil Mercado, 40.

The world’s largest whale heart made a splash at a museum in Canada this week.

The 600-pound preserved blue-whale organ — which is roughly the size of a small pony — is on display at the Royal Ontario Museum.

It’s expected to last 1,000 years before decaying.