Weird BUT true

Marriage is going to the dogs.

A New York City reverend is on a mission to legitimize pet “weddings,” claiming the ceremonies make breeding more sacred.

Rev. Laurie Sue Brockway, who officiates for dogs and cats, recommends buying bridal outfits and accessories for the furry lovebirds.

This frozen mackerel was extra fishy.

Customs officers in Shanghai discovered more than a ton of cocaine stuffed inside packages of “Pacific mackerel.”

To reel in the drug smugglers, officers repackaged the blow and let it continue on its way from South America to Cambodia — where they arrested four suspects, officers said.

Australian CEOs are under fire for using virtual-reality headsets to “experience homelessness.”

The honchos had promised to “sleep out” on the rough streets of Sydney to raise money for the needy. Instead, they strapped on the expensive technology and posted photos of themselves on social media.

“With what you paid for VR goggles you could have fed, bathed and housed actual homeless people,” one critic slammed.

A home in England hits the auction block this week with a starting bid of £1 — or $1.27.

The pad sits on a quiet street in Middlesbrough, features two bedrooms and a garden — but needs lots of repair, according to auctioneer Gurpreet Bassi. Two other nearby homes are also listed at the dirtcheap price, which could rise significantly in bidding.

A moose went on the lam in a crowded Canadian city — prompting cops to caution against snapping selfies with the massive critter.

“Please don’t approach it, especially to try and take a selfie with it,” Calgary police warned online.

The 1,500-pound animal was eventually tranquilized and relocated.