Weird BUT true

That’s toadly gross. A California woman found some extra green in her salad — a dead frog.

Shawna Cepeda was eating at BJ’s Restaurant and Brewhouse in West Covina when she discovered the amphibian smothered in dressing next to a crouton, according to a report.

The restaurant said it is investigating.

A New Mexican TV news crew was shooting footage for a story about a spike in crime and became the victims of one themselves.

The local station KOB was filming in downtown Albuquerque when a thief sped off with the crew’s SUV, according to a report.

Cops found the vehicle abandoned 30 minutes later — and the station featured its own theft in the segment.

A Wales grade school was attacked by a flock of divebombing seagulls.

The birds attacked students outside Ysgol Eifion Wyn school in Gwynedd. One of the squawkers tried to snatch an ice-cream cone out of a boy’s hand.

The school went into lockdown mode twice in one week over the protective birds, who had just hatched chicks.

God save the queen — from whiplash.

A British citizen called cops to report Queen Elizabeth II failed to buckle her seat belt while traveling to the UK Parliament.

Drivers and passengers are required to wear seat belts in the United Kingdom, but the queen is immune from criminal proceedings.

A school in London apologized for a homework assignment in which teens wrote their own suicide notes.

Roughly 60 teenagers studying Shakespeare’s “Macbeth” at Tallis School were told to pen the morbid letters — infuriating parents, who claimed it disturbed their kids.

The assignment was supposed to help the teens understand Lady Macbeth, who dies “by self and violent hands,” school officials said.