Weird BUT true

She couldn’t face her problems.

A Chinese woman transformed her appearance with plastic surgery in order to avoid paying off millions in personal debts.

Zhu Najuan, 59, of Wuhan, owed $3.71 million when she went under the knife. When caught by police Friday, officers said she looked half her age.

It’s so much tastier than homework.

A pooch named Bella was really in the doghouse when her owner found the Labrador had eaten a $160 wedding cake hours before the ceremony.

The owner, a bridesmaid for the nuptials in the British town of Stanley, said “the cake was totally destroyed and Bella was sitting there looking at the ground, knowing very well she was in big, big trouble.’’

A local baker came to the rescue and replaced the cake in the nick of time.

A thief took off with a rare golden replica of NASA’s lunar module from an Ohio museum.

The 5-inch-high model disappeared from the Armstrong Air and Space Museum in Wapakoneta just before midnight Friday.

Replicas of the craft were awarded to Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin and others after their space missions.

A Texas man takes his pet chickens for walks every day to stay in shape.

Milt Strong, of Dallas, stuffs the fowl into the basket of an old children’s bike.

The routine started off as a gag, but turned into a daily ritual after Strong realized it kept him — and his fowl — fit.

A juror may have swiped oxycodone pills during a drug trial in Ohio.

Attorney John David Moore Jr. thinks jurors in Columbus found his client guilty, only for one to flee the courthouse with 71 opioid pills without anyone noticing.

Moore wants a new trial, or for the charges against his client to be dismissed.