Weird BUT true

An Indiana teacher loves her students so much, she put them all in her wedding.

Marielle Slagel Keller, of IPS Butler Lab School in Indianapolis, had the 20 firstgraders wear white and carry garlands ahead of her.

“They mean the world to me,” Keller said. “They are a huge part of who I am and it would not have felt right to not have them there.”

A woman in Ohio was found passed out on heroin — which she allegedly snorted using a police chief ’s business card.

The unconscious woman and her drugs were brought to the Canal Fulton Police Department over the weekend by a concerned “household member,” officials said.

The drug paraphernalia included a rolled-up business card from Chief Douglas Swartz that was used to snort the smack, officials said. Swartz had answered a call at that residence earlier.

The woman was given the option to seek treatment in lieu of arrest, officials said.

See ya later, alligator — at the zoo!

Wildlife officers in Whitney Point, NY, found an alligator that they believe was being illegally kept as a pet, officials said.

The renegade reptile, a bit over 3 feet long, will be handed over to Animal Adventure Park in Harpursville.

There must be a big “Game of Thrones” fan in Milton, Ontario.

That’s where someone covered up the “James” on the James Snow Parkway’s exit sign with a “Jon” — in honor of character Jon Snow from the hit show.

The vandalism happened Friday morning and was fixed later that day. They had the power. A Canadian couple used their jet boat to put out a grass fire.

Koyne Watson and Tasha Hunt spotted flames off the banks of the South Thompson River on Saturday. So they motored as close to shore as possible — before gunning the engine to create huge splashes that doused the flames.