Weird BUT true

Make Germany cin)-ate again?

Cops in the city of Osn-Osnabrück seized 5,000 orange-ngecolored ecstasy pills shapedaped like President Trump’s head.ad.

The pills, worth $100 each, featured The Don-nald’s name on the back,k, plus his coifed hair andd pursed lips.

A Virginia man nearlyarly misplaced $4 million.

Eric Lopez, of Manassas,sas, bought some scratch--off lottery tickets in April but couldn’t find them for fourour months, he told Virginiania Lottery officials.

When Lopez found the tickets under a stack of pa-papers in his car this month,th, he scratched his way too a one-time $2.5 million pay-ayout. “I was kind of ec-cstatic,” he said.

A suspect who allegedlyedly tried to punch a policelice horse in Massachusetts was arrested for being, well,ll, a Mass.-hole.

Donald Pagan, 59, was told not to walk betweenen a column of police horsesrses near a Worcester street-fes-festival beer tent, police said.id.

So Pagan balled up a fist, trying to punch a horserse that “instinctively jumpeded back,” posing a hazard to cops, the horse and Pagan,gan said a police statement.

Pittsburgh cops are looking for a wigged-out bank robber.

Even though the suspect wore a goofy woman’s messy red wig, he should be considered dangerous because he was armed with a knife during Monday’s Dollar Bank heist, cops said.

A dad on Prince Edward Island, Canada, cried discrimination when a store offered prime parking only to pregnant women and new moms.

Justin Simard said Sobeys supermarket shouldn’t just offer spots to “expecting mothers” and “mothers with small children.”

The store agreed to change its signs and invited Simard, who regularly runs errands with his 9-monthold son, Charles, in tow, to use a prime spot.