Weird true

Truth in advertising. Cops and FBI agents broke up a meth, heroin and cocaine ring allegedly run out of a mechanic shop called “Get Your Fix Automotive” in Pueblo, authorities said.

Undercover agents bought drugs and guns from shop owner Daniel Vasquez, 30, cops allege.

A Virginia man didn’t just pocket his $100 scratch-off lottery winnings and go home.

Gregory Dean used $10 of his prize money to buy another lottery scratcher at the same Exxon gas station in Ashland. And this time he scored the “SuperTicket” $500,000 bonanza.

“I was at the right place at the right time,” Dean said.

Where’s the beef — and the art?

A brazen thief swiped packages off an Edmond, Okla., homeowner’s porch Tuesday containing steaks and a $4,000 custom painting, police said.

Cops released surveillance-camera footage of the perpetrator lugging his load to a gray BMW.

A Michigan couple has a heck of tail to tell — with two world-record-setting cats.

Will and Laura Powers in Farmington Hills own the world’s tallest cat on record, Arcturus Aldebaran Powers (19 inches) and the cat with the world’s longest tail, Cygnus Regulus Powers (17 inches), according to officials at Guiness World Records.

Both cats are 2 years old and could still grow, their loving caregivers said. The vampires did it. A woman accused of trashing an Indiana hotel room, threatening hotel-bar employees and resisting arrest had a novel excuse, officials said.

Lisa Stout, 53, told cops that vampires broke into her room at the Raintree Inn in New Castle and broke two lamps, turned a table on its side and dragged the TV to the floor, incredulous cops said.