Weird BUT true

Think more people desire a “ménage à trois” in France than in the United States? Kink again, says a study.

The dating app 3Somer found the US has way more couples seeking threesomes (followed by Brazil, the UK and Australia) than anywhere else. Data from the site’s 11,000 registered couples also found the most people seeking group sex in California, followed by Texas and New York.

The mayor of Salem, Va., was charged with public intoxication after he drank himself stupid “celebrating his alma mater’s football win,” he said in a statement.

Mayor Randy Foley, 48, was busted on the Roanoke College campus at about 2:50 a.m. Saturday.

Would you like fries with that bong?

Stoners in five cities where pot is legal prefer McDonald’s and Taco Bell to satisfy their munchies — to comparatively healthier Subway sandwich fare.

After buying legal pot, tokers said they most often visited the Golden Arches for a very happy meal (43 percent), followed by Taco Bell (18 percent), Wendy’s (17.8 percent), Burger King (17.6 percent) and Subway (8.7 percent), a study found.

“Please tell me that’s not what we think it is.”

That’s what Alexis Harrison said she thought as she spotted a 4-week-old boy in good health in an infant carrier by the side of I-40 in Oklahoma City Saturday.

The carrier held $5,500 in cash, a birth certificate and a cellphone. Police have located the mom and are continuing their investigation.

A British smoker with a nagging cough was sent to a respiratory clinic by doctors suspecting a lung tumor.

But a quick scan revealed taht the ailing 47-year-old man was suffering from something else — a plastic Playmobil toy traffic cone he had swallowed some 40 years ago that had lodged in the lining of his lungs.

Surgeons removed it with biopsy forceps.