Weird BUT true

His crime fighting plan is a “hare” unconventional.

A Pennsylvania mayoral candidate wants to enlist drug-sniffing bunnies to help cops catch dealers.

Dave Gautreau, who is running for mayor in Lancaster, says law enforcement should hop on board with the technique because rabbits are cheaper than dogs.

A Halloween company was forced to yank one poorly thought-out design from its Web site — an Anne Frank kids’ costume.

“We can all learn from the struggles of history!” HalloweenCostumes.com declared next to an image of the get-up, which included a blue dress, a shoulder bag and a green beret.

The firm apologized and removed the costume after viewers complained it made light of the Holocaust.

Squirrels are nuts about organization.

They are borderline-obsessive compulsive about sorting their acorns into perfect piles arranged by size and type, according to UC Berkeley researchers.

Scientists studied the behavior of fox squirrels, which gather up to 10,000 nuts a year, and found they store the snacks in “subfolders” to prevent other creatures from swiping them.

That’s not how you score with ladies.

A creep with an “I am a pornstar” tattoo on his forehead is accused of violently groping a woman.

It took two years for cops to nab Christopher Wilson, 37, of Cincinnati, Ohio, after he allegedly kicked a woman and grabbed her private parts, police said. Floridians really are spacey. A congressional candidate from Miami says she was kidnapped by aliens and taken aboard a spaceship as a child.

Bettina Rodriguez Aguilera, a 59-year-old Republican, said three extraterrestrials took her on a cosmic joyride when she was seven years old. She also says she still communicates with them telepathically now and then.