Showbiz sick with this ick
THE aroma seeping out of Hollywood has not to do with its movies. It has to do with its moves.
California hotshots might have big careers, big incomes, big egos, but in certain cases small parts. What makes them larger is bending some nervous, eager young girl to their bidding.
Hey, birds do it, bees do it, even educated priests do it. We know Harvey’s the heavy, but those hills are alive with the sound of zippers.
It didn’t just start with movie cameras. How’s Attila the Hun, who never even owned a Polaroid. Or Don Juan of the busy breeches. Casanova, back even further than Roman
Polanski, did it with two sisters.
Athletes? Their biggest sport is sex. Darryl
Strawberry did it in the clubhouse during games. The 2016 Olympics had one gold medalist who listed the hookups at 75 percent.
Next year Lincoln Center reprises “My Fair Lady,” whose original incarnation starred the late Rex Harrison. Off-screen exercises nicknamed him Sexy Rexy. Remember Charlie Chaplin? He married a 16-year-old. So, listen, sexual harassment probably began with cavemen. They got it off behind a rock with cavehookers.
Don’t like what I’m writing? Tough. Be it known I have personal firsthand knowledge. I know what it’s like. I experienced it. I know all about such filth. I dodged this bullet three times in my early days.
Way back. Before the Earth cooled. I was a kid. Skinny, nice-looking. I still remember their names, looks, surroundings and professions. A photographer, an agent, a medical doctor. So don’t anyone dare tell me I don’t know what I’m talking about. Think this goes away? Ask scurvy John Ed
wards, whose baby came without his wife’s help. Ask married Rev. Jesse
Jackson, who also ran for office and toward his pregnant ladyfriend. Ask South Carolina’s governor pig, who told his wife he’s going hiking then hiked to his mistress’ mattress in Argentina. If you have a connection in the next life, you could ask about LBJ’s hobbies.
Make headlines, make laws, make penalties, go . . . do . . . make . . . You won’t stop
it.