Weird BUT true

Now he’s singing the blues. A Canadian man was slapped with a fine for belting out the hit ’90s song “Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now)” by C+C Music Factory.

Taoufik Moalla, 38, of Montreal, was driving to a grocery store when a cop ticketed him for “screaming in a public place.” He plans to contest the $118 citation.

Scientists in Lebanon fed weed to fish at a spacecrunched farm to help them relax and live longer — but it didn’t work.

Hundreds of Nile tilapia gobbled up cannabis-laced pellets, which researchers from the American University of Beirut believed would help them cope with the close quarters.

But the stoned bottom feeders had the same survival rate as the fish that stayed sober. Congratulations, it’s a toy. The inventor of a sex robot says lonely guys will soon be able to have “babies” with their lady automatons.

Sergi Santos, an engineer from Spain, plans to deliver the bionic babies via 3-D printer by “merging” the traits of sex dolls with their users, he said.

Santos will first try out the experiment on himself and his sex doll, Samantha.

A border-patrol canine sniffed out trouble inside a stuffed animal — which was filled with meth.

The pooch found two pounds of meth inside the stuffed dog while sniffing a Dodge Charger at a checkpoint near Blythe, Calif., authorities said.

Three more plastic bags of speed were discovered inside a passenger’s purse, for a total value of $6,000. High fashion stinks. A famed Japanese design company is selling cologne that smells like concrete, rubber and burning tar . . . and it’ll cost you $135 a pop.

Comme des Garçons describes Odeur 71 as “dust on a hot light bulb, warm photocopier toner, a toaster, freshly welded aluminum, fountain pen ink and lettuce juice.”