Weird BUT true

A Texas judge barged into a jury-deliberation room to announce “God” had told him the defendant was not guilty.

Comal County Judge Jack Robison later apologized for the interruption but said, “When God tells me I gotta do something, I gotta do it,” according to a report.

The jury apparently didn’t get His memo. They found Gloria Romero-Perez guilty of trafficking a teenage girl.

A Florida man was so wasted, he mistook a drivethrough bank for a Taco Bell and ordered a burrito.

Douglas Jon Francisco, 38, was busted snoozing behind the wheel of a running Hyundai at a Bank of America in Spring Hill, police said.

The munchies-struck driver was speaking gibberish when cops searched his car and found drugs.

A Canadian man built a sculpture of a car with snow that looked so realistic, cops left a “parking ticket” on it.

Simon Laprise, a 33-yearold cabinet-maker from Montreal, made the lifesized ride modeled after the DeLorean from the flick “Back to the Future,” complete with a real windshield wiper and other details.

Cops were so impressed, they left a faux ticket that read, “You made our night hahahahaha :)”

A South African funeral director was stunned to find that a dead woman had “given birth” in her coffin.

The 33-year-old mother was nine months’ pregnant when she died.

Ten days later, funeral workers found a stillborn baby in the coffin with her.

The phenomenon happens when gases create pressure in decomposing bodies, according to experts. Gun smugglers bite. Cops performing a weapons raid at a home in Russia stumbled onto a surprise: a six-foot crocodile.

The big lizard lived in a concrete pool in the basement of the St. Petersburg house, where police found a stockpile of illegal assault rifles and bombs.