Weird BUT true

“Sign” him up for rehab. A blitzed Minnesota man crashed his car into the worst possible thing — a police department entrance sign.

The 19-year-old driver, from Jordan, was allegedly drunk and high when he swerved off the road and busted through the large blue sign, according to police.

Cops hit him with DWI charges. Mmm, mmm, not good. A Massachusetts couple accidentally gave away thousands of dollars stashed in a faux can of Campbell’s soup.

The couple, from Middleton, hid $2,500 inside the “can” of tomato soup, which they stored next to real preserved food in their kitchen.

When a neighbor asked for donations to help a local senior center, they unwittingly tossed it in a bag.

The charity said it’s looking for the can.

A lovers’ quarrel turned “fowl” when a Florida man threw a piece of fried chicken at his girlfriend.

Juwan Brown, 23, of St. Petersburg, was busted for allegedly striking his gal pal in the face with the chunk of chicken, which knocked off her glasses, police said.

The fried-food flinger, who has a record of domestic violence, also stepped on the woman’s foot, cops said. Nutty coincidence. Illinois cops mistook a pile of crushed pistachio shells on a woman’s carar seat for marijuana, but found real drugs when they searched her car.

Nancy Pahlman, 59, of Round Lake Beach, said she was carrying thehe pain medication Tra-amodol for a sick rela-tive. Her lawyer says cops didn’t have a good reason to search her ride.

Indian villagerss thought an asteroidid had smashed into the ground — but it was actu-actually frozen feces thatat fell from an airplane bathroom.room.

The Indian Meteorologicallogical Department confirmeded that the find in Fazilpur Badli was, well, pretty crappy.