Weird BUT true

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas — including the pot.

Sin City visitors enjoying Nevada’s legalized recreational marijuana can now dump their leftover weed in new bins set up at McCarran International Airport.

This way, travelers can trash their stash before returning to their less-potfriendly home states.

One Texas woman is in deep doodoo.

Corsicana cops arrested a suspected grocery-store thief, but she took extreme action before police could dump more charges on her.

She defecated in her pants and then tried to use the feces to hide a crack pipe and 2.3 grams of crack, cops said.

Officers had to sift through the woman’s waste to retrieve the evidence. People walk in LA? The Southern California suburb of Montclair made it illegal for pedestrians to cross the street while using their smartphones. A first infraction will cost $100.

“The youth admit that they are distracted by their cellphones,” City Manager Edward Starr said. “This has turned out to be a reminder for them that their lives are on the line.”

And the horse you drunkenly rode in on!

A man was busted for DUI for riding his horse onto a major highway in Long Beach, Calif., police said.

“So a horse walks onto the 91 freeway . . . no joke,” the California Highway Patrol tweeted. “Don’t put yourself, your beautiful animal, or others in danger of being killed in traffic.”

The horse was unharmed.

Cops in Seekonk, Mass., cracked a case of fowl play.

Police Officer Wayne Thornhill pulled over a car and saw a backpack in the rear seat move on its own, officials said.

It turned out to be stuffed with seven chickens stolen from a nearby farm.

The 20-year-old driver was arrested for larceny and animal cruelty. The chickens were returned to their owner.