Weird BUT true

The drug smugglers had a half-baked scheme.

Mexican police dogs were able to sniff out $270,000 worth of cocaine in baggies hidden in 15 baked bread rolls at the Guadalajara International Airport, authorities said.

Cops are looking for the smugglers.

What a sad, grave mistake.

Englishman George Salt recently learned he had been grieving for his daughter Victoria at the wrong grave at Southern Cemetery in Manchester for 30 years.

Salt said he was “gobsmacked” when the cemetery, realizing its mistake, moved the headstone to its proper place by her remains.

Officials profusely apologized for the mix-up.

When this perv pulled it out, she pulled her pistol.

A 68-year-old Houston woman said she warned a deranged man pleasuring himself on her porch not to enter her home.

When he didn’t listen, she shot the 38-year-old man in the chest.

The man underwent surgery and is expected to survive. Calling all Garfields. An “increasingly desperate” British mom is posting fliers, asking to “borrow” an orange cat for a couple of days for a lasagna dinner party for her “Garfield-loving” children.

She promises to return the kitty “happy and cared for” once the party is over. Po-lice, do you love me? Officers from a California police department interrupted a group’s attempt at the Internet dance sensation known as the “Kiki Challenge.”

In dash-cam footage shared by the Madera Police Department, the officers’ patrol car can be seen pulling up to another car as one of its occupants jumps out to dance in the road to Drake’s “In My Feelings” song.

“Fortunately, no one was injured,” the police department wrote on Facebook.