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This battle between an Australian bodysurfer and a bull shark could be called “Sharknudeo.”

That’s because Paul Kenny was buck naked surfing off Samurai Nudist Beach in New South Wales when the shark latched onto his right bicep and pulled him underwater.

Kenny, 50, head-butted and punched the beast to escape and reach shore. He needed 20 stitches.

Two athletic lovebirds stopped halfway through the Detroit marathon — to get married.

With a veil attached to her visor, Whitney Black tied the knot with Steven Phillips, in a tuxedo T-shirt, at the 13.1-mile marker.

They finished the race together, as husband and wife, in 4 hours and 47 minutes. Her excuse blows. A beautician pulled over for drunken driving in England claimed she couldn’t take a Breathalyzer test for medical reasons: because her collagen lip implants were too big.

Scarlett Harrison, 20, who had been guzzling gin with pals in Manchester, reportedly said her plastic pout made it too tough to get her mouth around the blow tube. Night of the living dad. A Utah father flipped out and beat up three young actresses dressed as zombies because the teens frightened his young daughter, police said.

Drew Stephen Hyde, 56, allegedly punched one girl in the face and pushed the other two down stairs.

The victims, ages 13 to 16, were promoting Odyssey Dance Theatre’s production of “Thriller” in Park City.

So much for learning his lesson.

An accused Kansas car thief was released from the pokey — only to immediately swipe another vehicle from the jailhouse parking lot, according to police.

Security footage shows Kevin Jones, 33, stealing the ride right outside Shawnee County Jail in Topeka, cops said.