Weird BUT true

A Colorado woman broke into a firehouse, ransacked the joint and flooded it with its own hose.

Yesenia Griego sneaked into the Aurora fire station last Monday as smoke-eaters were leaving on a call.

When the firefighters returned, an alarm was blaring and they found the building flooded. A riding lawn mower was missing and a bird that lived there was also found decapitated.

Griego admitted to taking marijuana and bath salts, officials said.

He put the cup in Breeders’ Cup.

A guy got drunk, stole a horse and rode it onto Churchill Downs during the racing event Saturday.

Louisville cops arrested Michael Wells-Rody, 24, for the stunt and charged him with public intoxication and disorderly conduct.

That must have been a whale of a well.

Wildlife officials in India rescued an 8-year-old elephant after it fell down a well Thursday.

The massive mammal tumbled into a 53-foot-deep reservoir in Pohala village in Odisha. Workers from the Forest Department used a digger to carve a path for the pachyderm to climb out.

His fate was nearly sealed. A Scottish fisherman had to be rescued after a pack of angry seals cornered him on a cliff Friday.

He was walking on the beach in Berwickshire when he encountered some 50 seals and their pups.

A rescue helicopter eventually plucked the man from the cliff.

A British woman hired a dating agency to find the man of her dreams — but now says those dreams are dead.

Tereza Burki, 47, sued Seventy Thirty Ltd. because she paid more than $16,000, but the company couldn’t find her a suitable suitor.

“I no longer have dreams. I used to dream of meeting someone, of having a future, when I went to these people,” the London woman said.