Weird BUT true

A 350-pound grouper that was caught off the coast of Florida is believed to be 50 years old, making it the oldest fish caught in the state’s wildlife research program.

Fisherman Jason Boyll reeled in the massive Warsaw grouper using a hook and line in 600-foot-deep waters in southwest Florida, according to the Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.

A customer in a UK restaurant didn’t let a wild brawl disrupt his state of nirvana as he chowed down on some kebab and fries.

Chris Hill became an Internet sensation when he was caught on camera enjoying his meal at Ken’s Kebabs in Portsmouth on Friday as a fight erupted next to him.

As the fight escalated into a free-for-all involving two customers and members of the staff, Hill kept his cool as he continued to munch away with his headphones in.

A man survived more than three weeks in subzero Alaska temperatures and was rescued when troopers spotted his “SOS” message scrawled in the snow.

Tyson Steele, 30, a homesteader from Utah, was discovered safe, albeit hungry and cold, last Thursday after fleeing his burning remote cabin in mid-December, according to Alaska State Troopers.

Police busted a man who allegedly burglarized a tobacco shop in California — after he was caught on video falling through the ceiling of the shop.

Storm Corral, 40, was nabbed last week in connection to the Dec. 22 incident. Cops say Corral confessed to the crime and was held on $50,000 bail.

This is no cock-and-bull story.

A man in Mexico had to be hospitalized for an erection that lasted three days after he took a sexual stimulant “used for breeding bulls” intending to hook up with a 30-year-old woman, according to reports.

The man, who wasn’t named publicly, underwent emergency surgery to cool his jets.