Weird BUT true

A Detroit woman was declared dead and shipped off to a funeral home Sunday — only for shocked workers there to discover she was still alive.

The woman, who was not identified, was sent to the James H. Cole Funeral Home by her family after she was found unresponsive in her apartment and declared dead after paramedics failed to resuscitate her.

But when she got to the mortuary, workers realized she was still breathing.

They really struck gold. Two Israeli teenagers on their summer break unearthed a clay jar filled with hundreds of 24-carat gold coins that had sat undisturbed for more than 1,100 years.

The 18-year-olds were volunteering at an archaeological dig near the city of Yavne last week when they made the “extremely rare” find, dating back to the ninth century.

A new hire at a Chinese bank was slapped in the face for refusing to booze it up with his boss.

The employee said his supervisor struck him in front of his colleagues during a dinner last week, after he turned down a toast with other higher-ups.

The Beijing branch of Xiamen International Bank apologized and fired two directors over the incident.

They were “exposed” to the virus.

Almost 100 nudists have tested positive for the coronavirus in a “very worrying” outbreak at a popular naturist resort in France.

The Cap d’Agde resort on the Mediterranean coast reported 38 infections Monday, and 57 more tested positive on Wednesday.

“We are in an alarming situation. Therefore, we ask that all the people of the village be tested before leaving the place and going elsewhere,” said a rep for the resort, which welcomes around 35,000 visitors each summer.

It’s ungodly.

A creep punched a woman as she left the altar during a livestreamed Mass at a Catholic church in Philadelphia.

Archbishop Nelson Perez said the female attacker, who was wearing a green tracksuit and mask, was a member of the congregation.

But it’s unclear why she decided to bash the 40-year-old lector.

Luckily, the victim wasn’t