Weird BUT true

That’s just plain nuts! A restaurant in Chicago is serving up the world’s most expensive peanut-butterand-jelly sandwich — for a less-than-sweet $350 a pop.

Dubbed the “The Golden Goose,” the sandwich comes with imported French jam and bread dusted in gold and sea salt, according to owners of the restaurant PB&J.

The eatery also serves the classic lunchbox meal on Wonder Bread for $5.

What the buck?

A burglar broke into a storage shed in New Zealand, took nothing — and left behind a set of deer antlers, according to police.

Cops in the coastal town of Timaru are baffled by the boneheaded reverse bandit, who placed the buck’s skull in the storage space before hoofing it from the scene.

All they need now is a texting badge.

A modern Girl Scout uniform unveiled this week features a khaki-colored sash — with a pocket that perfectly fits an iPhone.

The updated Generation Z get-up, released Tuesday, also features a stylish utility vest, a denim jacket and leggings.

Most of Scottish Wikipedia is written by an American in a fake written accent that’s riddled with spelling errors — and locals say it’s more than a wee problem!

The North Carolina-based user, Amaryllis Gardener, has composed more than 23,000 articles and done at least 200,000 edits with the bogus accent on Scots Wikipedia, according to a report.

In a description of the movie “Million Dollar Baby,” for example, the user writes, “This film is aboot an unner-appreciat it boxin trainer.”

In his town, he’s the mane attraction.

A 92-year-old Vietnamese man grew his dreadlocks an amazing 16 feet long after going nearly 80 years without a haircut.

Nguyen Van Chien believes it’s his religious calling to sprout the long locks, which he keeps twisted up under an orange turban.