FAKE MY WIFE – PLEASE
Muscleman weds sex doll
Proving that love is blind, and sometimes kooky, a bodybuilder from Kazakhstan has tied the knot with his dearly beloved — a sex doll he dated for eight months before proposing a year ago.
Clad in a black tux and bow tie, Yuri Tolochko gazes lovingly upon Margo, who appears a bit stiff in her revealing white gown as she clutches a bouquet of flowers and stares into the distance (right) in a video from the ceremony posted on Tolochko’s Instagram page.
The couple also shared a romantic first dance in front of dozens of guests who attended the ceremony, Britain’s The Sun reported.
“It’s happened. To be continued,” the actor and bodybuilder wrote after slipping a ring onto his bride’s finger.
The unconventional duo got engaged in December 2019, when the bald, blue-eyed hunk — who describes himself as a “sexy maniac” — popped the question.
Images on social media illustrate the couple’s romantic lifestyle, including sunny vacations and bubble baths, captioned with hashtags including #ideal_relationship, #true_love and #happy_wife_happy_life.
In one post showing the lovebirds working out, Tolochko wrote: “Couples need to talk less and connect more. With time and experience, Margo and I realized that it takes more than words to have a conversation.
“Your partner sure deserves the best, but they have to do their part.”
Tolochko has said he met Margo after rescuing her from a nightclub where she had been receiving unwanted attention, according to The Sun.
He said that he and Margo first decided to take the plunge in March, but their plans were delayed by the pandemic.
Tolochko also told the UK’s Daily Star that the wedding was delayed a second time after he was attacked during a transgender rally in the Kazakh city of Almaty on Oct. 31, when he suffered a concussion and a broken nose while dressed as a woman for the event.
The muscleman, who identifies as a pansexual, said of his new wife, “Our story turns me on much more than sex itself.”
He added that he also enjoys BDSM sex play.
“I love being tortured. I can endure a lot of pain. I love to dominate, too. Margo is capable of what other people are not capable of,” he said.
As for the couple’s official marital status, the only requirements for a wedding to take place in Kazakhstan are that both consenting partners have to be male and female and each over 18 years old — with no mention of whether dolls are included.
Gov. Cuomo on Monday crowed to reporters that his push for maskwearing helped curb New York’s COVID-19 cases — even as he and his entire panel of aides sat in the closed room without ever putting theirs on.
“What worked in the spring, and the reason you’re wearing a mask today, is because we told the truth, and New Yorkers responded,’’ Cuomo said at the Manhattan press conference.
Cuomo’s spokespeople, photographer and members of his state-trooper security detail had masks on, as did all of the reporters in the room, which held about two dozen people.
The bare-faced governor and his team were all at least six feet apart, but the room is so small that video and photography had to be pooled because there isn’t enough space for more than a dozen or so reporters to safely distance.
Cuomo was announcing immediate emergency measures the state is taking to try to stave off another disastrous bout of the coronavirus amid surging cases and hospitalizations. Ironically, he said at the event that nearly two-thirds of the state’s COVID-19 cases stem from “spreader’’ small gatherings.
With Cuomo were state Health Commissioner Howard Zucker, SUNY Chancellor Jim Malatras, state Budget Director Robert Mujica, aide Melissa DeRosa and Department of Financial Services honcho Gareth Rhodes.
The panel’s flouting of what would seem to be a no-brainer precaution comes after the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has warned on its Web site, “There is evidence that under certain conditions, people with COVID-19 seem to have infected others
who were more than six feet away . . . These transmissions occurred within enclosed spaces that had inadequate ventilation.”
Dr. Emily Landon, the University of Chicago’s executive medical director for Infection Prevention and Control, has said studies show ventilation indoors is usually not enough to control the spread of the coronavirus without mask-wearing.
“So it seems that limiting indoor gatherings where people don’t wear masks is a key part to preventing COVID transmission,’’ she said in a video on ABC.
Vivian Zayak, whose mother
died in a Long Island nursing home April 1, seethed to The Post that the press conference was an example of blatant “hypocrisy” by Cuomo.
“This is disgusting and infuriating,’’ she said. “His inner circle doesn’t wear masks while he cracks down on everyone else to wear masks. It’s a continued slap in the face to nursing-home families and residents of New York who have to abide by these rules and restrictions.’’
The governor’s office did not respond to questions from The Post about Monday’s conference.