Weird BUT true

Bad neigh-bor.

A Russian man was sentenced to more than three years of probation for repeatedly blasting recordings of horse noises to get back at residents of his apartment building.

Yuri Kondratyev, 47, of Nizhny Novgorod, allegedly got so mad at neighbors with loud children that he played the neighing and stomping sounds at night, racking up 80 complaints in two years.

A naked woman became wedged between two buildings in California Tuesday, prompting a bizarre twohour emergency rescue.

The unidentified woman is seen in news footage lying on the ground — squeezed into a space about eight inches wide between buildings in Santa Ana.

Only the woman’s skin, back tattoos and shoes are visible from above looking down into the tight space.

The Orange County Fire Authority cut a hole in a wall to rescue her.

Tesla founder Elon Musk’s testimony was halted in a Delaware court this week when a lawyer vomited in the jury box.

The civil court proceedings were interrupted for two hours as staff cleaned up.

The court appearance centered on Tesla’s $2.6 billion merger with SolarCity.

A cow that escaped and hoofed it around a city in Maine was finally captured after several days on the lam.

The calf broke free from a vehicle parked outside a tractor shop in Belfast last week — and was wrangled behind Renys department store by a good Samaritan.

A New Jersey man mistakenly broke into a stranger’s home and gave it a meticulous scrub-down.

Louis Angelino III, who cleans houses as a side gig, said a friend left a key to his Cherry Hill condo under a mat but he accidentally grabbed a neighbor’s instead.

He finished up and was about to leave when the pal called and set him straight.