Weird true BUT

She got too squirrelly. A Massachusetts driver trying to dodge a squirrel on the roads crashed into the ancestral home of President Abraham Lincoln.

The 19-year-old woman swerved and smashed her SUV into the front of the Samuel Lincoln Cottage in Hingham last week.

The historic home was built in 1650 for Samuel Lincoln, the great-great-greatgreat-grandfather of the 16th president.

Forget about jailbreaks, a man in Australia made a daring escape from his mandatory COVID-19 quarantine.

The man, 39, scaled down a rope made of tied-together bedsheets from the fourthfloor window of a hotel in Perth, where he had been ordered to remain for 48 hours after arriving from Brisbane.

He was arrested across town about eight hours later.

He bared a lot more than his soul.

A Utah man allegedly stripped down to his birthday suit and barged into a Mormon church.

Jeremy David Miller, 40, is accused of wreaking havoc during Sunday-morning services attended by about 100 people. He allegedly stormed the building naked, slamming a child’s car seat onto a table and knocking sacrament trays and water onto the floor.

A California cop was named “Officer of the Year” — despite not working a single day in 2020.

The El Monte Police Officers Association honored Carlos Molina, even though he spent the entire year on paid administrative leave.

He pocketed more than $205,000 in compensation during that 19-month period.

A local councilman called the award “an affront to the city administration.”

He had a ball!

A British man made the best use of his time after getting stuck in traffic Tuesday, by playing soccer on the shuttered roadway.

The motorist was pictured by the BBC, shirtless and kicking up a ball on a stretch of highway in Wiltshire.