Weird true BUT

This flyer is a total drag! An Indonesian with the coronavirus disguised himself as his virus-free wife to board a commercial flight, according to officials who arrested him.

The traveler, identified only as “DW,” allegedly wore a niqab covering his face and flashed his better half ’s identification card to slip onto the flight from Jakarta to Ternate.

But he was foiled midair when a flight attendant saw him enter a bathroom wearing the veil — then exit in men’s clothing.

Facebook is really weeding out profanity.

The social-media giant has been mistakenly flagging the word “hoe” in a New York gardening group after apparently confusing the bladed tool for the vulgar term.

WNY Gardeners has been repeatedly accused by the firm of “violating community standards,” even though the tool is spelled with an “e.”

Sink or swim, fellas. A sperm bank in China is holding a competition to find the man with the highest “quality” of semen.

The Human Sperm Bank of Shanghai says samples will be reviewed for concentration, viability and the “most beautiful” sperm in an effort to recruit donors.

They’re the best — hands down.

Two British skydiving instructors set a new world record when they slapped 32 high- and low-fives while plunging to earth.

Emily Aucutt and Josh Carrat, of Skydive Langer near Grantham, beat out the previous record-holders by three palm smacks.

He struck out!

A man’s marriage proposal at a baseball game in Massachusetts went embarrassingly wrong when his girlfriend publicly rejected him and fled, footage shows.

The unnamed guy popped the question in front of fans at a Worcester Red Sox home game last week.

But his stunned girlfriend shook her head “no” before bolting up the stadium stairs and leaving him alone on one knee.