Weird true BUT

He uploaded a lotta junk. A British teenager’s attempt to measure his penis went wildly wrong when he got a USB cable stuck in his privates.

The 15-year-old Londoner gave himself the shaft when he inexplicably inserted the wire into his urethra, according to the journal Urology Case Reports.

Doctors surgically removed it, and the teen — apparently hard-up for measuring tape — was sent home the next day.

A Japanese man says he has unlocked the secret to needing less than 30 minutes of sleep per night — without getting tired or suffering negative health effects.

Daisuke Hori, 36, says he trained himself to reduce his nightly dozing from eight hours to 26 minutes with the help of exercise and coffee.

He’s on the lamb!

A sheep at the University of Utah escaped his fate as a lab animal and has been hoofing it around town.

The fearless fluffball — one of five the school planned to use to study infectious disease — broke free while being delivered to a research building Monday and pushed past several people. The baaahd actor was still at large Friday.

This spaceship was in mint condition.

A Tic Tac-shaped UFO was seen on camera flying above a US Space Force base, sparking speculation about interstellar visitors.

Jason Suraci shot footage of the mysterious white, oval-shaped object hovering over the Buckley Space Force base in Aurora, Colo.

Now that’s a cold case. A Russian cryonics tycoon says his vengeful exwife swiped the frozen brains and bodies of wealthy dead people who hoped to one day live again.

Danila Medvedev, 41, who owns the cryogenic freezing firm KrioRus, accused exwife Valeria Udalova, 61, of cutting through a wall at the storage facility in Moscow, draining nitrogen vats and making off with the remains.