Weird BUT true

Too bad it’s not a swing state.

A Republican running for governor in Oregon admitted to past membership in a Portland swingers club.

Stan Pulliam, who is running on bringing small town values back to his state, said he and his wife briefly swung in 2016, but decided it wasn’t their cup of tea.

California students are crying over forbidden milk after their school banned chocolate milk for having too much sugar.

The students at a K-8 in Vacaville staged a protest last week, walking out of class and rallying to get their milk back.

The school agreed to provide chocolate milk once a week.

An Oregon woman says a man impersonating a DEA agent tricked her into thinking she was a trainee for the feds.

The woman “trained” for a year with the man, who gave her a fake badge and took her on bogus “ridealongs.”

The man now faces up to three years in prison and a fine of a quarter million dollars.

A Las Vegas casino spent three weeks tracking down a gambler who won $229,000 at a slot machine — but had no idea.

The slot at Treasure Island Casino malfunctioned and casino officials didn’t realize what happened until the man had left.

After reviewing hours of surveillance footage, the casino found the lucky man, who will return to Vegas to collect his winnings.

When the mayor of Ridgeland, Miss., announced $110,000 in cuts to the local library as a punishment for displaying books with LGBT themes, furries sprang into action and raised almost $100,000 for the book center.

The organizer said furries, who dress like animals and often also identify as part of the LGBT community, mobilized from around the world to help the local library.