Post-op monster

SHARON Osbourne wasn’t pleased with the results of her most recent plastic surgery procedure, saying she was left looking like “Cyclops.” The fired “The Talk” host — who has never been shy about talking about her cosmetic alterations — said, “I had a full facelift done in October and I looked like one of those f - - king mummies that they wrap [with bandages],” the 69-year-old TV personality told the Sunday Times. “It hurt like hell. You have no idea.” The procedure took five and a half hours, and Osbourne felt she looked “horrendous” afterward. She continued, “[To the surgeon] I’m, like, ‘You’ve got to be f - - king joking.’ One eye was different to the other. I looked like a f - - king Cyclops. [In Greek and Roman mythology, Cyclops is a giant one-eyed creature.] I’m, like, ‘All I need is a hunchback,’ ” she recalled. She wasn’t the only one who was horrified with the results. Her husband, Ozzy Osbourne, told her, “I don’t care how much it costs, we’ll get it redone.”