Weird BUT true

Aged to perfection. An Illinois man discovered a 60-year-old halfeaten McDonald’s meal hidden in his bathroom wall while renovating his home.

Rob, the homeowner, said he believes the fast food has been sitting in his wall since the house was built in 1959.

Rob added that the meal was “wrapped up in an old rag” and the fries were still “perfectly crispy.”

Gold bum-rush.

A man was arrested at an airport in India for illegally carrying 791 grams of gold in his rectum.

The passenger arrived at the airport in Jaipur on an Air Arabia Flight and was searched after officials said he was “looking suspicious.” During the search they found yellowish granules packed in polyethylene capsules and concealed inside the rectum.

A civilian “role player” was shot during a policetraining exercise in Michigan.

The victim, who is listed in stable condition, was wounded in the abdomen Sunday when an auxiliary officer in Taylor discharged a round from his service revolver, state police said.

An investigation into the “accidental” shooting is ongoing.

An irate Florida mother threatened to bomb her son’s school unless he got more food, police said.

Anaya Smith, 41, was busted last week, some two months after her alleged threat to Cocoa High School.

The school was evacuated following a threatening voicemail, but no explosives were found.

An Arby’s worker was arrested for throwing hot grease on a customer during a altercation Saturday in Alabama, police said.

The victim’s family told a local station she suffered third-degree burns over 60% of her body.

They also said she didn’t know the female employee who was taken into custody at the fast-food chain.