Weird true BUT

He’s a fashion victim! Vogue magazine threatened to sue the owner of a small pub in the town of Vogue, England, because its name is allegedly too similar to the publication.

The glossy’s parent company, Condé Nast, sent The Star Inn at Vogue a ceaseand-desist letter.

The makers of Parmigiano Reggiano are so cheesed off about folks fraudulently claiming to sell the stuff, they’ve implanted tiny trackers into the rinds of il formaggio.

An official trade group has begun placing food-safe chips in wheels of the parm — which is only authentic when it hails from the designated Italian region — to combat counterfeiting.

Yo, Dutch guys, why aren’t you smiling?!

The city of Utrecht kicked off a campaign Friday to aggressively catcall men to raise awareness about the creepy practice.

During the project, a woman on a screen hollered at guys on the street to teach them “how uncomfortable and sometimes even threatening” the move is. City workers then conveyed the word in person.

He “popped” the question.

A marriage proposal on a yacht in Miami ended in two arrests after revelers deflated dozens of balloons and dumped them in the ocean.

Martina Gaspoz, 26, and David Torres-Bocanegra, 29 were charged with felony willful disregard for the environment.

The owners of the yacht were slapped with $25,000 in fines.

This rule is barking mad! A city in the suburbs of Chicago has passed a law that fines dog owners when their pets make noise outside.

Residents of Aurora can be slapped with a $100 ticket if their pooch barks for more than 15 minutes between the hours of 7 a.m. and 10 p.m. After 10 p.m., Fido gets only 10 minutes to howl.